Jacques the Enchanting

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robotindisguise:

Wow. Just wow.

thedailywhat:

Yahoo! Question of the Day: The Jonas Brothers are the Led Zeppelin of this generation? More like Led Zeppelin are the Jonas Brothers of their generation, amirite?

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So, I felt physically ill after reading this.

dear lord.

Okay, hold on… okay wait… wait… I need to recover… doctor? anyone? Okay, I think I’m ready. The Joe-Hoes DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT have ANY talent what so ever. I say this safely because I’ve been in music since I was eleven, I know what, at least SOME musical skill is… even an eleven year old is better. I’ve been in many burning buildings and I sweat more listening to them then in a 700 degree room. I’ve almost died and my eyes haven’t teared up as much as they did when I read this question. I’ve slipt and hung of a cliff side and I’ve never peed my pants until I heard them sing. Their music sounds awful and just like any other pop-rock-teenage-girl-music. I’m insulted to have to tell my grandchildren “When I was your age everyone loved this band” without having a heart attack. The fact that the question is worded “Is Jonas Brothers” instead of “Are the Jonas Brothers” which would be correct. That tells me something about the fart face asking the obvious question. They are no where near anything close to being ALRIGHT compared to anything ever. (Isn’t that deep?) I understand we might be talking about crowd reaction and popularity. And that may be true! With all these def teens that like strange gay men that grab eachothers chests on posters and think their hot and have chest hair, why wouldn’t they be liked? I don’t mean to offend fans, I’m deeper in music then most I know and, I believe, any of their fans. But this question brings out the worst in me… or maybe the best. Any music they play I’m sure my seven year old sister would be able to learn (perfectly) on guitar. Yet, my brother, Michael, could jam his own music with his eyes closed and Jimmy Hedrix would have to take a minute to learn it. Sorry this is so long :) I love the Joe-Hoes! <— “lies!” - \ (-..-) // (He’s raising his arms)

Talent? Talent? *seisure* I’ve nearly drowned and didn’t cry harder than their “music” makes me.

The endings of both Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows combined couldn’t bring forth tears more sincere than that crap.

Led Zeppelin? Seriously? If that person typed ‘Pink Floyd’… Let’s just say that they would end up in the sewer with no fingers, ‘Kay?.

And how illiterate is that guy (or girl)?

The nerve.

Knowing that anybody could ask such a question totally defeats the purpose of even existing.

God…

-Yours truly (and completely) pissed off:

                                                         Jacques the Enchanting